A Vogon Poem for Sunday June 12, 2026

Today 'Gloopy' the Vogon Poet produced a poem, and I rather like it!

As always, the Galactic Administration had its criticisms and inserted a memorandum against the poem's readability. This criticism prompted Gloopy to panic and in response dangerously drove the poem into more "acceptable" forms of Vogon's excruciating prose.

Which was a pity, as the original was quite good despite being tinged with Vogon vulgar and cacophonous cadences. As such, I did not reproduce the revised poem, rather I rescued the best version - the one Gloopy wrote before the bureaucracy got its grubby little fingerprints all over it. As Below:

ON TRAFFIC JAMBS

In the paralyzing gridlock of metaphysical indecision, under emotional requisition form

 vehicular stalemates congeal like molasses, adrift in chronic cataclysms, like a digestive paperwork under filing committee

 — gloopy

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